Man Buns are Dumb and Need to Go Away… Now!

I’m sorry, but what happened to Men? No, seriously? Is it the constant attack on masculinity claiming that any form of it is toxic? Or is does the real man just share the destiny of the dinosaurs? (I’ll bet the modern man wouldn’t last one day with the Jurassic ilk.) Let me just say that I know I speak for most women… real women… when I say if your hair is as long as mine, stay away from me. Now, if you’re a guy with a short haircut or a clean-shaven head (you know… those styles that real women like), then you are worthy of my time. If you must wear your hair long, then at least wear it as a mullet (a.k.a. hockey hair). At least then I know you’re not encroaching on my people.

To you girly-looking fellas: Please stop! Please. You’re embarrassing to yourself and the rest of us.